For the most part, your job consists of eating saturated fats and delegating work to your staff of freakish elf men that live in the shed next door, but today is different. It’s Christmas, Nicholas. It’s time to hop on that sleigh and get paid. But when Jinx shoots you down and leaves your team of reindeer bloodied and mangled on little Timmy’s rooftop, your schedule is severely disrupted. Jinx has been a pain in the ass all year, but you still give her the pussy blaster she asked for and unsurprisingly, she’s still not satisfied. She wants to empty Santa’s sack. You’ve got a strict timetable so be careful Christmas doesn’t cum too early.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
For the most part, your job consists of eating saturated fats and delegating work to your staff of freakish elf men that live in the shed next door, but today is different. It’s Christmas, Nicholas. It’s time to hop on that sleigh and get paid. But when Jinx shoots you down and leaves your team of reindeer bloodied and mangled on little Timmy’s rooftop, your schedule is severely disrupted. Jinx has been a pain in the ass all year, but you still give her the pussy blaster she asked for and unsurprisingly, she’s still not satisfied. She wants to empty Santa’s sack. You’ve got a strict timetable so be careful Christmas doesn’t cum too early. […]<\/p>\n