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Things in Blackwater have simmered down since your last visit. You’ve got the posse off your back, most of the locals now like you, and you even get discounts at the local market. Today you decided to take Abigail for a quick drink at the saloon before going for a row on Flat Iron Lake. As luck would have it, one of them Pinkerton boys has shown up, and he doesn’t much care for your presence. Good thing it’s the old west, and you can let your six-shooter do the talking. Once you’ve pumped that Pinkerton full of lead, Abigail decides it’d be best to nix the boat date and rent a room to lay low. Seeing you defend her honor like that has got her wet as can be, and she wants you to go a pirootin’ around in her pussy. Although you’re not wild about her whoreish history, the skills she picked up are sure useful now. Abigail knows a thing or two about sloppy blowjobs and boot-knockin, so grab your VR headset and brace yourself for one of our hottest porn parodies yet. […]<\/p>\n