Everyone tends to be at least a little jumpy around Halloween, right? Well, your girlfriend, Sybil, tries to prank you every year, and she almost always gets the best of you, but this time, it’s your turn. You want to make her scream. That’s why you’ve grabbed your Ghostface mask and bought yourself one of those voice-changers. “What’s your favorite scary movie?” This will be a piece of cake. Insert some intimate knowledge into the mix, sneak into the house, and give her the fright of her life. But afterward, be sure to calm her down with your Halloweeny. You aren’t scared, but you sure are stiff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Everyone tends to be at least a little jumpy around Halloween, right? Well, your girlfriend, Sybil, tries to prank you every year, and she almost always gets the best of you, but this time, it’s your turn. You want to make her scream. That’s why you’ve grabbed your Ghostface mask and bought yourself one of those voice-changers. “What’s your favorite scary movie?” This will be a piece of cake. Insert some intimate knowledge into the mix, sneak into the house, and give her the fright of her life. But afterward, be sure to calm her down with your Halloweeny. You aren’t scared, but you sure are stiff. […]<\/p>\n