First dates are always full of small talk, bottles of wine that you can’t really afford, and more often than not, disappointing sex. Anastasia Rose, knows this too. She doesn’t want to mess around with courtship if it just leads to a two-second tumble in the sack. When she insists on testing your sexual compatibility there in the restaurant, your initial reaction is an over-enthusiastic “YES!” and when she whips out her D cup titties, you upgrade that reaction to a “FUCK. YES.” Best first date ever. You’re just thankful that the service at the restaurant is so damn poor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
First dates are always full of small talk, bottles of wine that you can’t really afford, and more often than not, disappointing sex. Anastasia Rose, knows this too. She doesn’t want to mess around with courtship if it just leads to a two-second tumble in the sack. When she insists on testing your sexual compatibility there in the restaurant, your initial reaction is an over-enthusiastic “YES!” and when she whips out her D cup titties, you upgrade that reaction to a “FUCK. YES.” Best first date ever. You’re just thankful that the service at the restaurant is so damn poor. […]<\/p>\n