Job interviews can often be a little intimidating. Especially when you\u2019ve got a lot riding on finding employment. Today, you\u2019ve landed an interview at a new startup with CEO Kenzie Taylor. It\u2019s just an executive assistant position – bottom of the food chain. But it\u2019s a foot in the door nonetheless. When Ms. Taylor begins outlining role responsibilities, you realize you won\u2019t just be doing coffee runs. In fact, you\u2019ll be responsible for \u201cmaintaining vaginal stimulation at any given hour by any means necessary.\u201d You\u2019ve never come across a job offer like this. You need to prove yourself first though – show Kenzie how you eat pussy, drill clam, and shoot ropes. You\u2019ve got this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Job interviews can often be a little intimidating. Especially when you\u2019ve got a lot riding on finding employment. Today, you\u2019ve landed an interview at a new startup with CEO Kenzie Taylor. It\u2019s just an executive assistant position – bottom of the food chain. But it\u2019s a foot in the door nonetheless. When Ms. Taylor begins outlining role responsibilities, you realize you won\u2019t just be doing coffee runs. In fact, you\u2019ll be responsible for \u201cmaintaining vaginal stimulation at any given hour by any means necessary.\u201d You\u2019ve never come across a job offer like this. You need to prove yourself first though – show Kenzie how you eat pussy, drill clam, and shoot ropes. You\u2019ve got this. […]<\/p>\n